| Gentle cat, conservationist, seeks refined home where manners count more than mousing. |
| Gourmet seeks position as chief food taster. Excellent taste in venison, salmon and other fine meats. Connoisseur of cream. Will indicate quality of all foods tasted with loud purring. |
| Young cat, suffering delusions of lionhood, requires easily scared family. Not yet able to dispatch wildebeest, will practice regularly on local wildlife. |
| Elderly tabby seeks employment as bed-warmer. Will keep bed warm throughout day in return for daily salary of Whiskas and water. Gets along well with similarly inclined felines of all colors and willing to work as a team or will cover additional beds on shift rota basis. |
| Mother's help seeks post, will undertake dish-licking and general purring. Willing to supervise well-behaved children. No tail-pullers need apply. |
| Retired supervisor, skilled in entertaining children seeks position as nanny/childminder. Has experience of working in large unruly household. Very tolerant, has trained large family now living overseas. |
| Daredevil, enjoys living dangerously, seeks untamed wilderness to explore/subdue between breakfast and evening dinner. Will keep territory free of children, dogs, rabbits and other cats. Will contribute towards own meals. |
| Adagio dancer and operatic singer prepared to give exhibitions any time, need board and lodging together. Midnight performances a speciality. |
| Small conscientious cat willing to work hard in return for good home; will tackle and destroy any creature up to a fair-sized moth; will scare away craneflies; not afraid of spiders. |
| Sweet-natured, well-behaved cat, handicapped by enormous size, needs large country estate. Would make ideal companion/chaperone for single person with strong lap, good income and excellent taste in food. |
| Reformed juvenile delinquent seeks position with understanding family. No longer bites unless meals are late. Suitable replacement for guard dog. |
| Retired rodent-control operative seeks position controlling slow or disabled rats, maintaining physical presence or willing to supervise younger cats. |
| Tortoiseshell sisters seek large cat basket, sleeps 2, in well appointed location with en-suite gas-fire. Fully-qualified lap-warmers/purrers, willing to occupy laps on job-share basis. No mousing. |
| Trouble getting up in the morning? Enthusiastic feline alarm clock, preset to 5 a.m. seeks position after previous job fell through. Punctual, seven days/week. |
| Black and white cat seeks neck to warm. Suitable replacement for hot water bottle, does not cool down during night. |
