Cat Poop Cookies

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Okay... if you just read the article titled The Scoop on Poop, you have learned all about the technique of "reading" cat poop like a fortune teller reads a deck of tarot cards.

I figure that while you are in the groove, you might as well learn how to make cat poop cookies too :-)... and it's PURRRRR-fect for a Halloween Party :-)))

Recipe For Cat Poop Cookies

There are several common recipes for this delicious gourmand treat. Of course, I am not sure you will find any of them in Martha Stewart's cookbook, despite her love of Himalayans.

Chocolate Ingredients:

  • ½ cup honey
  • 2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine or lard
  • 1 egg
  • 1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
  • 2 cups whole wheat flour
  • 1/3 cup cocoa powder
  • Grape-Nuts™ cereal

Gingerbread Ingredients:

  • ¼ cup honey
  • ¼ cup molasses
  • 2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine or lard
  • 1 egg
  • 2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
  • spices: ginger, cinnamon and cloves to taste
  • Grape-Nuts™ cereal

Extra Additives for that truly unique look:

  • coconut (tapeworms)
  • chocolate chips
  • butterscotch chips
  • peanut butter chips
  • cooked spaghetti or ramen noodles (roundworms)
  • corn
  • peanuts
  • M&M's™

Directions:

  • Microwave the honey just until it bubbles slightly -about 1 minute.
  • Add the butter and the molasses to the honey.
  • Add the egg.
  • Mix well.
  • Now add all the other ingredients including any "Extras" you have chosen to include.
  • Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.
  • Next, roll dough logs about the diameter of cat poops. Make them various lengths of course.
  • Roll the logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done - between 10 to 20 minutes.
  • Serve in a new disposable cat litter box on a bed of Grape-Nuts™ cereal, with a new, unused cat litter scoop.
  • You can get a lovely effect by dipping the scoop in melted chocolate or pudding.
  • Mixing brown sugar with the Grape-Nuts™ makes the cookie sweeter while also adding a realistic icky look.

OPTIONAL RECIPE

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup honey
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2/3 cup butter
  • 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1 egg
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 cup wheat and barley nugget cereal (eg. Grapenuts TM)

Directions

  1. Microwave honey on high until bubbly (about 1 minute).
  2. Stir in the margarine.
  3. Add the egg and mix well.
  4. Stir in the flour, cocoa and vanilla.
  5. Mix well and chill dough for several hours in the refrigerator.
  6. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
  7. Roll chunks of the chilled dough into cylindrical shapes in order to resemble cat poop.
  8. Roll cookies in cereal and place on ungreased baking sheet.
  9. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 10 to 15 minutes.
  10. Serve cookies in a new litter box on a bed of malted barley cereal.
  11. Use a new litter scoop to remove cookies.

Makes 12 servings

Enjoy. Yum, Yum!

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